Dude! What a party! This kegger has been going on for over forty years. C'mon, let me show you around. That's Reason. He's been floating face down in the back yard pool for quite awhile now. He'll be alright. The band? That's 'Louder Than You', cranking their smash hit 'Be Your Own Drum'. Weird steps to that dance! That chick? That one? That's Tolerance. She's easy, she'll do anyone. She doesn't discriminate, if you know what I mean. You missed the fight between Truth and P.C.. Truth got his butt kicked bad. Could have been worse, could have come to lawyers. Virtue? Yeah she was here. Left early with Common Sense. Didn't feel welcome or something. Go figure. Here, try this. Put you in the mood to par-tay. It's killer, dude. I got it from Do Your Own Thing, who got it from If It Feels Good Do It. It's pure, uncut No-clue. Help yourself. They got lots. Go easy though. Don't want to end up like America. She's out on the front lawn puking her guts out. Maybe we should check on her. We need Reason. Anybody know CPR?